Assed

(used to give emphasis) bad-assed, high-assed, tight-assed.

- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!

- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!

by William Warney December 14, 2010

abseiling

Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.

"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."

by JBScopel April 17, 2008

Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007

abseiling

Male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a dildo or houshold item into the anus; mirroring the movements of abseiling.

person: "hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it."
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"

by g0053 May 12, 2011

assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

by David Schrbopples May 13, 2005

Abused The Dick

Excessive use of the penis. Leaves it brutally damaged after multiple forced ejaculations.

Last night we had sex and bro, she literally abused the Dick.
penis abuse torture jizz

by MistahRigoh December 6, 2015

under your absence

THE BEST band ever! and they're hot too!

"wow ... have you heard Under Your Absence's latest song?"
"Yeah ... they fricken rock!"

by prettypunkfan12 January 28, 2004