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reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.
I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.
by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020
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reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
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by Professor not November 17, 2018
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Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.
LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021
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Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
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Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.
I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now
by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023
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Reed

A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard
by Druuum January 8, 2022
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