term first coined by me and friends to refer to the countless laughably unsingleminded white guys and girls that inhabit major cities in the uk.
johnnys are white guys whose behaviour is a disgrace to the male gender. this includes when they dress up for fancy dress/themed nights and make fools out of themselves in attempts to impress janes in the hope of securing sloppy white people sex for later on.
johnnys also love public houses where they can drink to excess and then blame their disgraceful behaviour on their alcohol consumption.
their disgraceful, unfunny, cringeworthy & uncool white behaviour is frequently passed off as "banter" which makes it acceptable and even encouraged in todays white society.
however, johnnys seem to be able to cast spells over janes because janes invariably pair off with johnnys despite their disgraceful, typically white and uncool behviour.
in this way, johnnys and janes feed off one another and depend on one another to feel vindicated in their own disgraceful behaviour. they are ideally suited to one another, so mush so that they will never realise how disgracefully white their behaviour is.
johnnys are white guys whose behaviour is a disgrace to the male gender. this includes when they dress up for fancy dress/themed nights and make fools out of themselves in attempts to impress janes in the hope of securing sloppy white people sex for later on.
johnnys also love public houses where they can drink to excess and then blame their disgraceful behaviour on their alcohol consumption.
their disgraceful, unfunny, cringeworthy & uncool white behaviour is frequently passed off as "banter" which makes it acceptable and even encouraged in todays white society.
however, johnnys seem to be able to cast spells over janes because janes invariably pair off with johnnys despite their disgraceful, typically white and uncool behviour.
in this way, johnnys and janes feed off one another and depend on one another to feel vindicated in their own disgraceful behaviour. they are ideally suited to one another, so mush so that they will never realise how disgracefully white their behaviour is.
an indie/rock/70s or themed/fancy dress night is a typical johnny and jane function.
johnny: waheyyy johnny boy how ya doin?! cheers mate!
johnny II: waheyy johnny lad, how are ya?! where's jane?!
jane: here i am woooo! i love indie music wooo!
jane II: wooo i love 70s nights! wooo!
johnny: ah there you are jane II, come ere giv us a kiss!
jane II: wooo!
suave onlooker: (shakes head) what a fuckin bunch of johnnys.
johnny: waheyyy johnny boy how ya doin?! cheers mate!
johnny II: waheyy johnny lad, how are ya?! where's jane?!
jane: here i am woooo! i love indie music wooo!
jane II: wooo i love 70s nights! wooo!
johnny: ah there you are jane II, come ere giv us a kiss!
jane II: wooo!
suave onlooker: (shakes head) what a fuckin bunch of johnnys.
by johnnysarewhatiswrong May 5, 2010
Get the johnny and janemug. An American woman with average to low IQ and questionable hobbies or tastes. The female equivalent to Joe Sixpack.
by Jay Enef January 2, 2009
Get the Jane Boxwinemug. by Thotiana_is_back December 18, 2019
Get the merry janemug. 
a character played by gina rodriguez on jane the virgin. daughter of ROGELIO DE LA VEGA and xiomara de la vega. granddaughter to alba villanueva. mother to mateo gloriano rogelio solano villanueva and wife to rafael solano. she also was a virgin and was pregnant at the same time :)
non-virgin girl #1: that girl is a virgin and she’s pregnant?!?
non-virgin girl #2: reminds me of jane villanueva
non-virgin girl #1: yes!
non-virgin girl #2: reminds me of jane villanueva
non-virgin girl #1: yes!
by mysteryman5678 July 28, 2021
Get the jane villanuevamug. If it's being preformed on a man it would be Jacking Off. When a ladys being pleased that would be Janeing Off.
by Fredjones9503 December 26, 2021
Get the Janeing Offmug. this is then funniest person you will ever meet. she is going to be your best friend for ever so never drop a girl like this❤️
by your bestfriend 4 life November 4, 2019
Get the sarah janemug.