Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

a scrape

When someone rats in on something they aren't involved in or asked about.

For example,
Angus: what did you get in the test Sean?
Charlie: oh yeah I found that really hard I only got 60%
Angus: Charlie I asked Sean not you you're such 'a scrape'
Sean: scrape out Charlie he asked me not you

by Mxlkwood May 24, 2014

date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground

Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.

by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010

Taint Scrape

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole

Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.

by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.

Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.

by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023

Scrape

to SCRAPE is after the male orgasms, he squeezes out the last

remaining bit of semen out of his penis, then USES his penis to wipe it onto, and down a woman's clitorous.

"I scraped her good last night!"

"I'd scrape that!"

"I love scraping her after sex!"

by LPAlien1 April 11, 2020