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Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
mugGet the Scooter Chavmug.

scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016
mugGet the scooter holemug.

scooter poof

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart
by peasscoot April 24, 2015
mugGet the scooter poofmug.

leaky scooter

When a guy cums into a vagina and it starts leaking out a little bit.
“I am gonna give you a leaky scooter babe”
by Pate8793 January 2, 2018
mugGet the leaky scootermug.

scooter boo

Look at her scooter boo across the carpet.
by Rat Bastard Jim September 14, 2011
mugGet the scooter boomug.

scooter scrap

a southsider so called puttingit down a\on a scooter usually seen in groups one walking and the other one ridin an then take turns switching
mr.criminal was in town scooter scrapping it
by $ilent14 August 9, 2008
mugGet the scooter scrapmug.

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
mugGet the handicapped-scootersmug.

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