Sap

A person so terribly sweet that it would make even the coldest heart melt.

Daniel gave the most heartwarming speech to his friends, he's such a sap.

by Masky Mcgee December 22, 2017

SAP

Stupid Ass Person

That customer was a sap, asking if there is anything else in the back. We are not Santa's Workshop idiot.

by Berner Knowledge July 12, 2022

SAP

stands for socially awkward person
an introverted individual

that girl wont even look at me when i try to make conversation, what a SAP!

by chippyrat July 21, 2018

rod sap

The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.

I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.

That rod sap is all up in my pants

Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.

by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014

Sap

3 sips and a half

Can I get a sap?

by Chanel7 April 9, 2019

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021