morris hadley

has a wam dik and is the best person in the entire world

morris hadley is a beast

by shuqs October 12, 2020

Morris

A being of pure power. Riches rain down from the heavens upon these creatures of majesty. The ruler above all.

"Bow down to the Morrises."

by spiderman_man October 19, 2020

Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.

"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."

by Widowmater. October 21, 2017

Morris

This person typically tries to one-up everyone they speak to.

I can eat a 12 oz steak!

Morris: well I can eat a 16 oz steak!

by Jimmy6969 June 27, 2017

Kaleb Morris

The epidemy of cross country running. Some say he is the nephew of Jesus. Also has the best hair in the god damn galaxy.

Man: He has great hair.
Girl: He's such a Kaleb Morris

by StudBagel March 23, 2017

mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.

I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.

by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016

Luke Morris

Awesome guy never know what's gonna happen with him seize the opportunity to get to know this person.

Damn Luke morris is awesome

by Doesitmatter7 September 3, 2016