Kris

Known for having a big head and shaped like a football with a m

Yo did u see that head at the store yesterday? I think it was a Kris

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Kris

Big Dick head and does the last 5% of a blow job

Kris told me he rather finish the last 5% on his bsf

by Hotperson2020202002 November 24, 2021

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 20, 2023

Kris

stupid (also cute)

Kris is stupid!

by Cyapie March 24, 2024

Kris

(verb)
To suck someone off/give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius. Sirius enjoyed it very much.

by bucketcom December 20, 2023

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.

Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)

by versetheebottom November 23, 2021