by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023
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by Not Mike P April 3, 2011
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Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
by Clee torris September 6, 2022
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2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.
2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.
by anonymous July 19, 2023
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Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan
Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something
Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something
by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019
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by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021
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by The know it all guy March 21, 2022
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