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a video calling app that compared to discord and ms teams is mid but teachers still use it thanks god im in a school where we use msteams cause that thing laggy af
guy 1: dam i have a lesson on zoom
guy 2: rip zoom is down again on country-where-example-guys-live
Zoom by takanashi kiara stan February 14, 2022

Zoom Meeting 

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.
“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.
Zoom Meeting by ZombieManager April 5, 2022

Zoom Shit 

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
Zoom Shit by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself
me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.
Means the same thing as win, sick, etc.

Used only by the awesome people from the Passing Cloud
"You are the zoomest person i know" - Conor
"That is so zoom!!" - Kaylyn
Zoom by Passing Cloud May 26, 2010