Zack

(adj,noun) The greatest nigga alive. He is the best at everything. Everyone loves him. see also Beast or Dat Nigga

1st Girl: "Let me tell you...John was fucking me so good that when he told me to say his name I yelled out Zack."
2nd Girl: "Too bad he doesn't have a gorilla dick like the real Zack the Greatest.

by ZacktheGreat January 11, 2008

Zack

A kid who touches himself while he sings along to "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls.

Zacks mom: Turn down that music Zack!

Zack: Mommy I told you to not come a knockin when The Divinyls a rockin.

Zack's mom: Stop touching yourself or your grounded.

Zack: Fuck you!

by Yokozooma October 19, 2010

zack

One who is socially awkward but still insists that smoothness is a strongsuit, many people feel zack is a name for surfers... but I assure you surfers are cool but Zacks are only alright.... sometimes.... maybe

God damn it zack do you have your contacts in

by CrazyXx June 18, 2018

Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .

In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

by KImCobain March 28, 2015

zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss

omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!

by MillySkittles May 1, 2008

Zachary Special

An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.

If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.

The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.

1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.

2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.

3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.

by TheJBros11 August 17, 2010

Zachary

SO ATTRACTIVE I NEED HIM OR HER RIGHT NOW!!! KING OF LOVE AND SEX. ROYALTY! AMAZING IN BED. SPORTY AND ALL THE GIRLS LOVE HIM!!! AMAZING PERSONALITY AND MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! KING OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BEST NAME EVER!!)

Zachary is sexy

by NOPE. November 3, 2014