Zooted

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.

man im zooted afff

by FckingBubba August 12, 2022

Zooted

Being very obnoxious

You were zooted bro..

by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017

Zoot

This generally means marijuana. This is connected to bud or crow

‘Gemme a tenner on Monday and I’ll give you some zoot’

by Youngchav12 December 9, 2019

Zooted

Adj.

To be tripping your balls off

Nigga I'm ficking zooted

by the normal guy March 11, 2018

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017

Zoot Suit

A slang phrase that originated from Austin, Texas which refers to an imaginary suit that measures how "zooted" (high on marijuana) one is. The term is commonly used shortly after someone smokes.

"You look like you've got your zoot suit on now"
or
"I've got on my Zoot Suit up to here" (While pointing somewhere on their body to indicate how much of the suit they're wearing)

by C4Effectz April 20, 2022

Zoot

two king skins (king size rolling papers) rolled as if its an

L-plate to make it 4x the size of a one skin rolling paper

“might roll me a joint”
“nah mate, if u wanna get fucked then roll us a zoot”

by stoner bros420 December 15, 2019