Crash Zoom 

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!

"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver

Crash Zoom by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022

Zoom Shit 

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

Zoom Shit by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.

Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

Bob Zoom by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023

Read the zoom 

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

Read the zoom by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself

me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

you couldn't penetrate the zoom by memer man 69 October 1, 2019

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

zoom calls at 3 am by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

Zoom 

Means the same thing as win, sick, etc.

Used only by the awesome people from the Passing Cloud

"You are the zoomest person i know" - Conor
"That is so zoom!!" - Kaylyn

Zoom by Passing Cloud May 26, 2010