Brown Yogurt

It's when a guy cums in a chicks ass and she pushes it out and he eats it

Hey sexy later when we fuck I'm gonna brown yogurt you

by Donald Trump'd June 15, 2016

yogurt dipping

Yogurt dipping-The act of cuming in an asshole and then eating it out. Resembling eating yogurt from a pot.

(If a man has facial hair that is white/grey around the mouth)-'hey, looks like he's been yogurt dipping.'

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by JustBanterReally June 2, 2016

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

Yogurt Gun

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¨awh man put your yogurt gun in me¨

by qwoqwo November 19, 2021

Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021

Twat yogurt

The jizz that falls out of a vagina the next morning after it's been there all night.

I wore a dress to work today and had twat yogurt run down my legs every time I stood up.

by PabloFishcobar July 23, 2017

Mean Yogurt

An affirmative response to something fun or interesting, similar to "cool beans".

ex 1:

Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"

ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"

by where_she_at July 10, 2018