your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum

i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum

by anonymous July 12, 2022

your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 May 16, 2018

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast

Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.

by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021

your mum

,,your mum'' is a commonly used term in all of America to answer a ,,diss'' or a ,,insult''. It's often used when the offended person doesn't know what to answer when confronted with a ,,diss''. Saying your mum usually means: Your mum has to do something with what you just said.

A guy: Yo, your so ugly omg. I can't imagine living in your body, must be a terrifying Life
Another guy: Your mum.
A guy: ,,dies''

by Nils der dude May 8, 2023