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Xander

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.
Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
by NotMe000 February 13, 2023
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xander taylor

a radioactive ratty inhumane specimen who will haunt you with his cape
did u see xander taylor robbin the chippy last night looked of his head
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice
by mummyismummy July 2, 2022
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Xander

Xander is amazing and fit
I saw Xander today
by Fern.xx December 6, 2020
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Xander czarnecki

Cuck gooner wears a shiesty in his own house and sits in tha basement on ft wit Aaron diggs
by Claudia the cuck May 15, 2025
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xander

the most annoying person ever, when he walks into a room everyone leaves. probably very short, makes exist jokes, and gets no bitches. he's also a terrible friend.
omgggg your being such a xander
by hehehheheheh cheese June 3, 2022
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Xander

Xander is attractive and tall. Grear hair and pericing blue eyes are his grear qualities. Many don't think hes much because of his lack of care in his appearance, though he is capable of being the most attractive one out there. Not only is his appearance attractive, but his personality is to die for. At first, he seems normal, clean, and shy. But once you get over the wall of his social anxiety, he is the most fun person you'll ever meet. He's weird and his jokes are annoying (not in a bad way) and he isn't scared to give unapologetic criticism. His friends are just as weird but you get used to it overtime. However, his personality when he's alone with that special someone, completely changes. He becomes the most sweetest and romantic person. And his social awkwardness makes it 10x better. He isn't afraid to shower you with compliments and will never let you forget that you are the finnest mf he ever seen. Xanders are really great and you shouls get to know one.
Person 1: Xander seems really weird.
Person 2: Hes actually really sweet and funny to be aroynd once you get to know him.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Xander

Xander is a person with some dark humor, although not always good humor. He's smart and very rarely nerdy, but sometimes he can act like a dumb guy. Although his looks have a lot of potential, it's pretty wasted because he doesn't really care about his appearance (Not that he is ugly). He's pretty open to good friends but keeps most of his emotions to himself. Is a super nice guy who can adjust to almost any situation. But you gotta watch out. If he's got his eyes on a girl, he will most likely make sure he isn't going to the next one empty-handed 😉. Although many want to be his friend, he doesn't let a lot of people close to him. And if you think you finally know everything about him, you would be proven dead wrong because he's got a lot of different sides. But luckily he's not two faced.
Bro, it's the asocial one Xander.
What do you mean, he's always with a different girl.
by XanderGazer November 21, 2021
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