freedom writer

A freedom writer is a female of the caucasian decent who is attracted to african decended males.

Ashley : Yeah, I held hands with this thug Tyrone.
Chris : holy fuck you're a freedom writer?!

by Chris Hoppus May 18, 2008

writing marathon

A marathon where noted blogger Garrett Hylton locks himself up in a room with a laptop and a bottle of whiskey and types until he can't stay awake anymore or gets so drunk he starts typing in Russian

"Once dark, I move the writing marathon outside by the fire pit and continue the same process" - Garrett Hylton

by Chexeee June 6, 2009

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

writer

A graffiti artist; practitioner of the art of graffit.

TFS is a writer in the San Fernando Valley area.

by TFS August 18, 2005

Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 26, 2008

Dark Vamp Writer

A vamp author that has been writing erotic vampire stories since she was 16. Her best damn work is No Such Things As Vampires and she is circulating more work on the internet.

Dark Vamp Writer's stories made me cream my pants

by Crissy Snow November 3, 2007