Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 5, 2022

redneck wrench

Another term for a pair of plyers, called this because it is a multi-purpose tool, including a wrench, for people who are either broke or don't have the right tools handy.

I don't have a real wrench, but you can use my redneck wrench.

by deepspace10 April 2, 2023

Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.

by allenwrenching April 30, 2014

Good wrench swing

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a dude's giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe

You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.

by Snacka Cracka Jack June 4, 2019

Wrench

A word for a guys dick, usually referring to a big dick

“Man Nitros gotta wrench on him”

by HeavyPenis67 January 28, 2019

Wrench

The tool that tightens the friendship of two people who met too late in life, but are enjoying making up for lost time.

"Don't forget to bring the wrench when we go out tonight, gotta keep the friendship tight"

by AustinMatthews March 20, 2017

Money Wrench

As a “monkey wrench” is used as a term to describe an unforeseen element that disrupts your plan or routine ... but a “Money Wrench” has the additional side effect of causing you lost money or wages.

I would love to finish the final steps of this project with you so we can get paid, but my on-call job is throwing me a “money wrench” .

by Carlos Spiceyweiner May 3, 2019