Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.

Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?

by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020

wrangler

Synonymous for penis.

If I buy her dinner tonight, she will be seeing the wrangler, please believe.

by The Demoralizer April 28, 2009

lizard wrangler

Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.

Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.

by Tristor March 26, 2005

cock wrangler

A gay man who is always hitting on other guys and trying to get other men to have sex with them most of the time its a pathetic desperate way and very noticeable.

A gay man walked into a bar a sat down right next to another man a says "your looking very nice tonight wanna get a lil more comfortable big man" ? The non-gay man socks the gay guy in the face so fucking hard he swallows all of his teeth and falls to the ground. The non gay guys says "fucking cock wrangler no balls for you to night" !

by Cold Steel RED HORIZON September 9, 2007

sack wrangler

Sack Wrangling originated in the south, gay cowboys were often picked on even ostracized by the fellow cowboy community. They travelled north and developed their very own gay colony (now known as Calgary AB) where they were free to wrangle sack without being judged.

sack wrangler: chasing the coin purse, tea bag, balls, scrotum, testicles, cum filled pouch.

by Tyler Chassie January 9, 2008

Wrangled

Someone who is really inhebriated is said to be wrangled.

Chuck: Man, I has so drunk at that party last night!
Jim: Yeah, by the end of the night I pretty wrangled myself!

by Sponge head July 4, 2005

wrankle

LiK3 a cANkl3 buT on a WriSt. If th3r3 is no definition between the forearm and the hand...it's considered really fugly and makes the person look morbidly fat.

OH MY GOD! Did you see Annie's wrankles?!?!?

by babiee gurrrl April 27, 2006