Woodlock

The act of having a viagra stiffy for longer than 4-6 hours.

The man called the doctor after experiencing a bad case of woodlock all night long.

by Meadowwww June 14, 2010

Cincinnati Wool Teeth

Proudly wearing the aftermath of a Cincinnati Lawn Mower around in public for all to see.

Cody: what the fuck was in Fitz's teeth today?
Dan: I think he has Cincinnati Wool teeth.

Cody: Yeah, that must be it, his sister spent the night last night.

Dan: That sick bastard loves his Cincinnati Lawn Mowers

by LuckiePee-air November 4, 2009

Wooled

To receive a one sided beatdown, normally in a form of competition.

Joe: Hey man, did you see the Maple Leafs game last night?

John: No, but I heard they got wooled.

Joe: Yeah, they lost 7-0, it was pathetic.

by Woolosaurus November 15, 2011

Wooho

A new and amazing take on the word 'Woohoo'

Wooho, it's Friday!!!

by h0arifyed August 17, 2018

Wool

Wool can mean many different things, but this definition is about the clothing product. Wool is made from the wool of sheep, and is woven into a fabric. Wool clothing is warmer than any other insulation available for its mass. Sure you can put on a huge coat and several thermal shirts, but you can put on one wool coat and be just as warm while wearing less. Wool is also a very good insulator while wet. Take my word when I say it, I have fallen through ice while ice fishing, and I would have froze to death if i was not wearing my wool coat and wool pants. That is actually what saved my life, because the closest person was 45 minutes away. Wool, get some and you'll probably never go back. Unless you don't like wool.

Wool, its warmer than hell.

by JohnC. December 1, 2011

pull wool

the act/art of kicking your game to a honey to get her to show you her gash. in this case wool is synonymous with gash.

Yo, Steve is pulling more wool than a sheep farmer.

Pull any wool last night? Nah, there was hellagash up in there, but mad buttafaces so I went home to get one.

by buzz August 12, 2003

pocket wolloper

Someone who walks around with their hands in their pockets playing with themselves

Davey & Tom are such pocket wollopers, always grabbing their members thru their pockets

by Bonbons July 13, 2006