wonky

Extremely drunk

Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?

by Grottyface November 11, 2014

Wonky booty

A horribly misshapen booty

Hey man she got a wonky booty

by Pussy on the chai wax September 18, 2015

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

Wonky

Tilted or messed up in some way

That tree is a little wonky

by Aaaaaakkdjdjshxbdb December 23, 2017

Wonky

Wonk or Wonky is another word for distorted. If your face is not symmetrical then you have a Wonky ass face.

#1: that’s a really cute dog
#2: yeah... but the face is a bit wonky
#1: I think that’s why it’s so cute. Like ugly cute.

by wonkgod December 30, 2017

wonkyjogged

Messed up or crooked.

That picture frame is wonkyjogged.

by H Kasper January 8, 2018