Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
by FckTuesday September 26, 2008
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Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.
When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"
by Zil025 June 07, 2020
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winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.
It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.
by xnijxnij December 22, 2008
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Sebastian winter

Sebastian winter is pretty much Jesus , the sexiest being in the world. he is great at sexy time and women love him.
GOD wants to be Sebastian winter.
by man is sexy September 09, 2021
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The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.
You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!
by Thesben March 13, 2020
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Winter coated it

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.
Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.
by Colbyd15 February 01, 2022
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winter body

slightly out of shape, not as tan and you would like to be and hair gone darker

not happy already setting goals for the perfect bod for summer.
girl one: summer is coming i need to get back to my bikini body
girl 2 : hit the gym to the rid og our winter bodys ?
Girl 3: after this episode lol
by diamond11 March 16, 2019
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