wessonality

Propensity for getting oiled up, down and dirty

That girl's got wessonality.

by ssrat December 7, 2006

Damien Wilson

Handsome, Considerate, Sexy, Kind, Caring, Giving, Gorgeous, Compassionate, beautiful, peaceful, lovely, and basically one of the nicest men I have ever had the pleasure to meet.

The closest to flawless I have ever known.

by Anonymous January 8, 2005

Wilson High School

The flagship public high school in the District of Columbia. Enrollment of about 1510 students from incredibly diverse backgrounds. However, while the best, it is still a DC public school and therefore is predominately black, plagued by gangs, stoners with long matted hair, undercooked chicken wings, heroine dealers who wear bandanas, crypt flags, and theft. Most teachers are lazy or don't care (commonly found traits of DCPS teachers) and security guards are tyrannical.

"Honey, now we're passing Wilson so walk fast because those kids have knives."
"Wow, I love Wilson, it's so EASY!"

by Princess Laquita December 13, 2004

wilsoning

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway

"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"

by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015

dirty wilson

A dirty wilson has been committed when you snort cocaine off a hooker's taint.

Yeah dammit, we were just sitting there and he bent that whore over and gave her a dirty wilson. Right in the bar, it was unbelievable.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

Owen Wilson

The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.

This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."

Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...

by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

wilson high school

even though thought of as bad because it is DCPS, it actually produces a number of really bright students and is not too bad at sports. there is so much diversity unlike other rich private schools that pretend to have diversity. Definitely the best DC public school.

"hey, did you see the Wilson versus (your school here) game? Wilson kicked some ass!"
"yeah, and there are so many hot cheerleaders"

by blahdy February 27, 2005