Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Wilderbeast

A big doppleganging Salvatore that acts like he is all that on the football field, when in fact it is a front. This type of person is a total shmuck and though he acts like a womanizer, he really loves to kiss guys. Be careful when around the wilderbeast because he is the type that drops the soap in the shower then tries for the reacharound. Also known in the greek as a peterpumper. They can in fact eat the meat without spitting out the bone.

Noce thinks hes fooling us, but he's just a big peterpumping wilderbeast.

by missionman February 13, 2010

Welter

A dumpy who enjoys non-sports and like to argue and can't let the arument go and is an idiot.

Look at that welter.

by Gangstamatic September 2, 2004

wealder

One who specializes in wealding.

Notwood is a professional wealder.

by Benny Kaplan September 20, 2007

weeder

the water left over in your bong weed+ watter

i drank all the weeder from my bong and i got messed up

by will August 11, 2004

Wilderbeast

A certain creature that bites at his/her own shoulders, and grooms often. Gets extremely bored at times and acts extremely oddly.

This creature is mainly spotted prancing it's hoofs in Germany.

CAUTION: Acts metrosexually

That wilderbeast is crazy, it has a golf club with a shoe on it!

by kohya August 28, 2005