Oklahoma wedding cake 

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.

Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili

Oklahoma wedding cake by sad_sagi September 6, 2010

American Wedding 

When a woman performs oral sex on a man under the table in a restaurant. Usually concealed by the table cloth. From a scene in the movie by the same name.

He got his wife to give him an American Wedding at that Italian Resturant downtown.

American Wedding by Bart Sampson August 1, 2010

Shot gun Wedding 

A shot gun wedding is when the father of the bride holds a gun to the head of the groom and makes him marry his daughter on his life. Usually caused by pregnancy of the bride, or a broken heart. Naturally, started in a Redneck Community.

I got er' Pregnant and now I'm in a fricken shot gun wedding!

Shot gun Wedding by Brookers~<3 December 15, 2007

Danish Wedding 

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

Danish Wedding by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008

White Wedding 

This is an addendum to your existing definitions. W.W. is junky parlance for the moment they untie the torniquet, their blood backs into the syringe glass and blends with the heroin mixture prior to the moment of injection.

Self explanatory. It's what Billy Idol really means. Great song by the way. "It's a nice day for a white wedding."

White Wedding by Schombacher December 12, 2007

Jandal Wedding 

The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.

Vaiea had a jandal wedding last week cause he got his girlfriend knocked up.

Jandal Wedding by mrsandman47 March 6, 2010

The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.

The Wedding Year by DearUniverse June 13, 2016