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george washington surprise

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."
by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007
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Washington Commodore

When one receives a blumpkin while upperdeckingsomeone's toilet.

If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.

The Council:
Turd Ferguson, chair
Robert Goulet
Wolf
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Slick Willy
Dude, I totally pulled a Washington Commodore at that WISH reception. I am going to petition the prestigious council, to receive my rank.
by Council of the Commodore January 27, 2008
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the George Washington

a.) Any transaction using one dollar bills; paying somebody off with one dollar bills.
b.) Any dance commonly performed in urban areas by suburban kids who have no idea how to dance.
c.) the act of snitching; in reference to "I cannot tell a lie."
a.) Greg: I felt so bad yesterday. I had to pay for my burger with a credit card because i didnt have any thing over a $1.

Bill: Dude, next time just do the George Washington.

b.) James: Dude, that kid over there sucks so bad at dancing!

Kareem: I know. Man, hes totally doing the George Washington.

c.) Rudy: Why are we taking out Freddie again?

Bruno: Dunno. But word on the street says he did the George Washington.
by Franco Del Marco September 19, 2008
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Eastern Washington

The eastern side of the Cascade Mountains in Washington State.

Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.

The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.

Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Kid from Seattle: "Im going to go to Eastern Washington on a college visit to WSU!!"

*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"

*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here

*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"

*driving through palouse* "kill me now"

*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"

*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
by SeattleSweat December 3, 2013
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washington heights

The neighborhood right above Harlem. Runs from 155 St to Dykman St in the upper Manhattan area. Home to the largest concentration of Dominicans in New York City. The most popular streets are 168 st, 181 st and Dykman. The women in this sea are said to be smoking hot yet conceited and usually go after drug dealers and gangbangers.
Bob: "I heard Washington Heights has some hot chicks."
Michael: "Well you might as well forget about pickin' one up, unless you have a car or sell drugs."
by neineinein329 July 27, 2012
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I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.
Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.
by Felhamster October 13, 2009
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george washington university

A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money
Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?

Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...

Girl: I'll have a cosmo!

Guy: So...What do you do?

Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?

Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.

Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?
by wdc January 11, 2006
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