Walmart Lap

A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.

Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”

by Hammer27 May 11, 2023

Walmart Dumb

Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.

Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.

by Roper777 November 26, 2018

Walmart Rider

An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)

Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful

by Chica8759 March 26, 2022

walmart version

a worse and often 'cheaper' version of something.

"Bethany's shoes are the Walmart version of Uggs."
"I look like the Walmart version of him."

by actualplant February 27, 2021

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Walmart P.M.

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.

Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.

by brandt77 February 11, 2008

Walmart Wifi

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016