Walmart Rider

An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)

Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful

by Chica8759 March 26, 2022

Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.

Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

by Snipplez June 9, 2020

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

Walmart Girl

A woman who from her appearance is evident that she shops exclusively at Walmart and bites her nails and has bland personality

what is that girl wearing is she a Walmart girl

by brownfromindia April 15, 2023

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Walmart Wifi

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016

Walmart P.M.

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.

Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.

by brandt77 February 11, 2008