Whalemart

A place where all the overweight people shop

I went to Whalemart today and saw lots of fatasses

by TheWarHorse100 October 1, 2016

Whalelord Goddess

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

by fineaus March 11, 2017

Wholesome Apolly Hours

A phrase referring to any wholesome feeling associated with a conversation. When people are making eachother feel better, you can exclaim wholesome apolly hours.

Frank: That's so nice of you to do, I hope you succeed!
Madeline: You too! You're a great friend!
Mark: Wholesome apolly hours
Frank: shut up mark but you're okay too

by Indigo Man January 27, 2019

Turd Whale

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?

by Stand Wiper December 10, 2010

Mexican whale diving

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.

While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

by mexican whale diving November 17, 2013

Yellow Whale

a very crazy person or thing that is highly funny

my friend is a yellow whale

by ncncn December 19, 2018

i got a whale

A phrase you would say when you're stoned and had a whirl in your head, but you don't feel like pronouncing it properly.

P1 - I got a whale!
P2 - Yeah, i thought you looked dizzy for a while.

by KubaSz November 12, 2011