arse weasel

The much maligned admirer of the A-hole. An arse weasel May be seen for several hours lingering around ring pieces.

" I've done told you squire, reframe from sniffing my shfinkter or I'll tear you a new one of your very own to tinker with!... Dirty lil arse weasel

by bohemia84 June 28, 2008

fart weasel

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

by jscarsc November 29, 2016

Sea Weasel

The proper name of any otter. They are the weasels of the sea.

Look at that sea weasel swimming around.

by Incoporal March 05, 2018

sexy weasel

A term for one who is very attractive, and has hair comparable in smoothness to that of a Weasel.

"Damn! That girl is one sexy weasel!"

by b. bear December 10, 2009

Wonder weasel

A slang term for the genitalia of males and some females.

"It's not a rocketship it's a cock!a shlong! wonder weasel!"
-Robin Williams in Death to Smoochie.

by Chrissie April 28, 2003

Night weasel

people who suddenly become sexually active or horny only by night, never during daylight hours. usually appear quiet and shy by day but change by nightfall.

oi son, that old gaffa iza right genuine night weasel!

by fergz November 09, 2007

pocket weasel

a general insult, used in place of bitch, whore, bastard, etc. when in the prescence of small children or squares

-that pocket weasel stole my boyfriend!!

-stop being a pocket weasel and get your hands out of my pants
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by pocketweasels4eva December 20, 2005