Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.
*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!
by Novacaine86 May 08, 2010
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Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.
I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.
by Captain Jugwash October 15, 2008
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washing lures

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.
Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."
by clemence55 June 28, 2009
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Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.
Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.
by Daanyal June 06, 2010
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washing pong

washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.
yuck, you have a bit of washing pong
by catslovecarrots February 01, 2020
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washing Muschine

the best thing to have if u have a step sis it has many tasks u can wash clothes get ur step sis stuck in there
-man my step sis got stuck in the washing muschine
-man of culture i see..
by zred2006 January 26, 2022
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wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.
Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!
by jag3dc May 16, 2018
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