Virtual Hermit

A person who studiously avoids chat rooms, on-line social networks, and/or any kind of presence at all on the Internet.

Allan: "Hey, you check out my status update on Facebook?"
Dava: "I hate Facebook."
Allan: "Oh. Then, did you read my latest Tweet?"
Dava: "No. I don't do any of that stuff."
Allan: "What ARE you, some kinda weird Virtual Hermit?!!"

by allnew121 August 20, 2010

Virtual Rape

After getting dominated in a video game, for instance if you lost 50 to 0 in a halo one on one match, you have been virtually raped.

(After getting a close range shotgun Bultrue)
"Dude i just raped you! That was a virtual rape!"

(You can also get fancy with it)
"I just raped you so hard i went back in time and knocked up your mom, how do you like that son?"

by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

virtual cunt nugget

A lame-ass, pre-law-schoolin' white-boy who uses computer genius to make everyone else look like fucktards. He wears a fucked up argyle sweater and has glasses that can see through a brotha's soul. Cracker don't know shit about the streets. Like a Bill Gates kinda mothafucka, covered in vaginal discharge. Also known as a VCN.

Dude 1: What da fucks dat nigga doin?
Dude 2: Shit, that fuckstick's just a virtual cunt nugget.
Dude 1: Word, mothafucka, word.

by duncecapD February 11, 2009

Virtual family kingdom

Virtual family kingdom, was created in may 2008 because VMK closed and wanted to stop the crying of all the disappointed fans. Its not as good quality as VMK, and has alot of glitches. But hey, its better than losing all those friends!

Virtual family kingdom sucks, but its better than nothing!

by Crystal Seq June 30, 2008

Virtual Boy

The most un-Gameboy one can get. (a definate shark jumper.

That is so lame it is virtual boy.

by Marc November 30, 2004

Virtual Advantage

A company that sells hacks for money over PayPal. They are well known for selling broken hacks. VA's (Virtual Advantage's) DayZ hack users are often globally banned (GB'd) upon injection (when one attempts to load the hack into the Arma II OA "DayZ" client) by BattlEye (a different company that works against cheaters in video games). VA is also known for a female, Jasmine. She works as an admin for VA and many members of the hacking community refer to her as an annoying, fat, bitch.

Virtual Advantage's hacks are shit! I just bought them today, used them once and I am already GBed. I asked for help and all I got was that fat, annoying, bitch Jasmine. What a joke!

by UNknownUSer July 28, 2013

virtual grieving

The process of grieving a loss of a virtual relationship.

Virtual grieving, anger, sorrow, regret, negotiation, sorrow, letting go.

by rogerian July 10, 2009