vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.

Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.

by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013

vacation syndrome

when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)

A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!

J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?

A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!

by goldenwings173 January 28, 2014

vacation dick

A dick that is abnormally large and is found on a man overseas when your on vacation.

Joe: I HAVE A VACATION DICK!
Hoe: I WANT IT!

by Kazuto Hiraga June 17, 2016

vacation dick

An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation

Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii.

That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.

by Scottybutters June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that you don't see on a regular basis.

My side nigga got that good vacation dick.

by 6duce33 June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large it can only be had on certain occasions like vacation. Usually over 9 inches in length.

OMG Becky, I was in Key West last week and I caught som huge vacation dick.

by Thor, King of Assguard June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A giant dick that can only be handled on special occasions (I.e. Vacation).

" I met this Haitian guy and got that vacation dick on my trip; don't think I can handle that again anytime soon!"

by PoopInGroups June 16, 2016