Vaseline on a stick

Its just a vaseline om a stick

Liam: hey, Peter you want a vaseline on a stick ?

Peter: yea!

by Ping-pong-ball March 2, 2020

Varsel

A miniscule entity, not even worth giving the slightest of attention to.

The trilobites, now extinct arthropods, were all Varsel.

by Varsellisch October 24, 2020

mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

vaseline call

When a sports official makes a really bad call that essentially guarantees a win for one team or player, then the tries to make up for it by making an insignificant ruling in favor of the team or player screwed over by the first call. The make-up call is the "vaseline" call because it's meant to lubricate the figurative anal rape of the first call to make it hurt a little less.

The refs in the 2/28/06 FL State - Duke basketball game had instructions to ensure a Seminole win, but at least they gave Duke a vaseline call near the end of the game.

by ghetto blaster October 13, 2006

powis-vasey

When one is susceptible to male rape in prison. An easy target to become a "prison bitch".

That whiteboy's bare powis-vasey. He be tossin' salad within a week, bredren.

by rudeboy November 18, 2003

The Vaselines

A Sweden rock-pop duo who only got there most fame when Nirvana covered 3 of there songs (Mollys Lips, SOn of a Gun, Jesus Dont Want me for a Sunbeam.) They are sadly broken up now.

"We were really high one night when we thought of the name" Eugene, male singer.

by Snipe September 25, 2004