Valenski

a tipless dick

"Oh my god my ex boyfriend had a total Valenski!"

by Fafmemmem May 24, 2013

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vale

stupid, retarded, dumb

OMG you're soooo vale!

by layonme May 31, 2007

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Valenfuck- Much like a valentine, except the person is just for fucking. Best if used with a nice compliment, such as in the example. One day, we believe there will be Valenfuck cards, and the world will be a better place.

"Hey sexy I love your pussy, will you be my Valenfuck?"
"I wanna take you out to eat if you know what I mean, Would you be my Valenfuck?"

by Dirty Rachel. February 7, 2009

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Valente

a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage

I can't believe you went to a nursing home to get a date, you are such a Valente

by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009

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valen-texting

When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book.

sally: omg it's midnight!
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.

by getitdude February 13, 2009

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