vaxholmare

Befolkningen av Jesus.

Look at that vaxholmare, he's walking on water.

What a vaxholmare!

by One of Jesus people. March 24, 2021

Varhoon

Hearing the name itself makes you sit up straighter than you usually do and being around his presence immediately makes you feel safer than you do with anyone else. He is a force of everything - power, love, nature, confidence, empowerment and everything you find the man of your dreams would possess. He is one of a kind, if you're lucky enough to meet a Varhoon in life regardless of how long, he's someone to keep by you as a right-hand man because he is a 'we before me' type of guy, he will always be there for you and give you everything that suits your best intention regardless of the circumstance. He can be a little bit of a reckless yayired madness at times and use the word 'chaotic' and 'hectic' more often than the normal pretence but that's his quirk and you will begin to love and adapt it because you fall deeper in love with Varhoon not by the minute, but by the second. He's a golden treasure with an insanely beautiful heart that doesn't know it but, is very easy to love because he is so himself and spreads his love so generously to those who deserve it. One very important thing to note is that Varhoon V. is definitely Mehek M's soulmate ONLY because they give each other heart boners and absolutely. nothing. else. so this definition should only lure you if you've found any other Varhoon :)

You should always be your own hero but "be a Varhoon" when you are trying to be your best self because those characteristics will take you to mindsets and eventual realities that you never thought you were capable of.

by Varhoon's lover April 3, 2021

Vanhouse

A person of america, usually loving sugar and eating bowls of it in there sugar just for that sugary sensation.

Omg hanna is that a vanhouse? he looks like he has a sugar rush

by Tyson and friends April 6, 2021

vaclova

A very kind woman who loves her family very much, very brave and very loyal to her family and friends. If you have a vaclova in your life you are VERY lucky keep them forever because no matter what they will stick by you.

Girl 1: OMG its vaclova

Girl 2: OMG she is so pretty i really need a vaclova in my life right now :(
Girl 1: lets go and say hi!
Girl 2: Okay sure!

by shattypants123 April 9, 2021

Vaxhole

A person who is uppity for getting their Covid vaccine.

Man, he’s such a vaxhole, thinking he is so much better than the rest of us for getting a stupid shot.

by Omarthetentmaker April 20, 2021

VaxHo

Someone of any ethnicity, any gender (predominantly female) most likely suburban, that has had two doses of COVID-19 vaccinations and is ready to aggressively reintroduce themselves to society:
1. Dressing like a straight up HO with homemade sourdough insulation escaping all the cracks of his/her outfit looking for sunlight like a weed plant in a closet trying to photosynthesize.
2. Drinking Truly, whiteclaw, even bud light Seltzer opening in the cup holder while they drive to the only in person restaurant in town. It’s your right, Vax Ho, it’s America.

3. Wearing a mask into the the strip club that says “Vaccinated AF, bitches”. Also wearing the same mask to in person church. I’m back, Jesus.

That VaxHo keeps showing me her vaccination card and calling it a passport, please don’t let her on this flight she doesn’t have a ticket.

by BigVaxer April 21, 2021

Vaxhole

Someone who got vaccinated in their asshole, dickhole/vaginahole

I got vaccinated in my asshole and my dickhole and it stings. I guess that makes me a vaxhole.

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021