Soviet Union

The country where bear shoot you and you sting bee.

Salute to the Soviet Union!

by tgay69 March 27, 2019

Civil Unioned

The act of completing a civil union and being legally recognized as a same sex relationship.

civil unionedunioned

by ELOraerae March 31, 2009

Monkey Union

When a girl sits backwards atop a naked man, who subsequently pushes his erect penis into her anus. At this point, said girl bounces up and down. It is a form of anal sex, so is used primarily for the pleasure of the man.

Sarah wanted to try anal sex for the first time, and allowed Jeff to pick the type. He chose the Monkey Union. On the bed, Sarah stood up, turned around squatted, and closed her eyes as his penis entered her anus.

by ILOVEMONKEYUNION March 11, 2009

union cunt

The AFSCME reps in Oregon.

The union cunts didnt bother to do anything for us this year but sure fuckin got paid anyway.

by guyworkin April 4, 2009

union freak

A hard working, blue collar worker who promotes solidarity amongst fellow workers to keep the American dream alive by fighting against the exploitation of employees by their greedy employers.

Boss: Hey Joe, we need to increase profits. Let's cut pay by 10% and stop buying that expensive safety equipment.

Joe: But sir...that would be immoral. It would hurt our workers' ability to raise their families and make the job site less safe.
Boss: So, you're a union freak, huh?

by MerriamWebster March 28, 2016

union president

Person who is able to persuade middle class American workers into electing them into a position of power but actually do not have authority to do anything. Often can be found underneath the desk of the Plant Manager eating dessert. Takes advantage of free trips at the expense of the union as well as claiming "union business" to take days off. May be named "Troy"

Hey isn't that our union president under Mikes desk?

Yeah, he is trying to negotiate our contract the hands on way

by Ramrod the impaler August 15, 2017

Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021