ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur big

no one really knows what the term "big" means in this phrase. you can say it to practically anyone. they'll probably think you mean "fat". but truly, you don't know what it means either. its funny for no reason.

ryder: stop
farren: ANSWER THE SUQWTION
ryder: WHATS THE AUESTION
farren: AHHAHA YOU CANT TYPE EITHER LMFSOJ
ryder: alr i gotta go now
farren: ur big
ryder: see u at 2:15
farren: ur so big

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020

ur mom

fat

ur ur mom

by KAMEORNEV September 5, 2021

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

by Ur moms taken by me December 18, 2021

Ur 🐓

Sometimes I say this after my friend tells a ur mom joke
It basically means “your cock”

Person: ur mom
Me: ur 🐓

by Cherry B. Lavender September 26, 2021

ur mom

thick

ur mom is fat

by victin February 23, 2021

ur face

just like your momma but with ur face

roger:hey wutchya talking about?

kimberly:how ugly ur face is

emma:oh burn

example 2

roger:wutchya looking at?

kimmy: ur mommas face

emma:oh burn

by macketteemmerly December 29, 2007