twit

An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.

Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!

by SickOTheSickos March 1, 2020

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Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.

You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.

by romeck December 1, 2019

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Twit Whistle

Another way of calling someone A Dumbass, A Jerk, A Dick, An Idiot, An Asshole, Rude, Ignorant.

1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!

by Idisownbikesnobs June 5, 2016

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twit bitch

a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.

God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch

by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019

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Twit

A different dialect of the word twat. Also can be used as a shortened version of nitwit. Twit is a much less harsh version of twat, comparable to thot is to hoe, but similar to thot one could take offense to.

Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.

I saw some absolute twit just try to put a crayon in an electric pencil sharpener.

Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!

by Cucktagon September 28, 2019

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