Tuxedo Dan

The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.

Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan

by Tuxedo dan November 22, 2021

Arabian tuxedo

When you wear a Minions-tshirt paired with SpongeBob-pants. Perfect for when you can’t decide between minion or da bob fo’ today.

“What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”

“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”

by CarrotsOfThePiratbean April 23, 2025

North Idaho Tuxedo

Any outfit, or articles of clothing, that are currently free of blood stains

"I saw John at the gas station earlier today, he looked great. Had a North Idaho tuxedo on"

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

American tuxedo

When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket

Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I

by MoRowe May 11, 2024

afghan tuxedo

a suicide bomber vest

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat

by BJ85 May 14, 2024

Pittsburgh Tuxedo

An outfit wore by Yinzers that consists of a Pittsburgh Steelers Jersey and often jeans worn to any setting from Weddings to funerals and even the waterpark.

Hey look Don even is dressed up for the wedding he's got his Pittsburgh Tuxedo on.

by Daynoodles September 30, 2025