Person 1: Bro did you see that Toyota corolla hatchback? It's so fucking fast for a corolla.
Person 2: That's a Toyota GR corolla dumbass of course it's fast because it screams a turbo.
Person 2: That's a Toyota GR corolla dumbass of course it's fast because it screams a turbo.
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When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
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Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
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If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
by cyphalvr January 24, 2022
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Get the toyota mug.1. A van made by Toyota which has 6 generations, the 5th gen is the WORST GENERATION EVER AND THE WORST TOYOTA PRODUCT EVER!!!! because of its bad interior quality (STOP JUDGING ANY CHRYSLER MOPAR PRODUCTS IN THE 2000s, CUZ TOYOTAS INTERIOR IS WAY WORST) the dashboard is flimsy, the base models have no headrests, some of the vans with manuals have NO TACHOMETER which is STUPID for a commercial vehicle. And its SWB versions have absolutely no legroom space, and countries like the Caribbean and some Asian and African countries uses them as buses, which makes them the worst vehicle to use as a public transit (aside from their reliability)
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
1 A. Bruh this soccer mom’s 2011 Toyota hiace interior is falling apart, making look like it exist more than 30 years
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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