Toyota: We don’t want our cars being involved in illegal street racing.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 25, 2019
Get the Toyotamug. by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025
Get the toyotamug. All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025
Get the Toyota Drivermug. The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.
If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
by cyphalvr January 24, 2022
Get the Toyota Will Cyphamug. Otherwise known as the Scion FRS or the Subaru BRZ, the Toyota GT86 is far worse than the Nissan 370Z in literally every aspect. Styling, horsepower, top speed, acceleration, handling, it's ability to be modded, and to top it all off, it has Prius wheels. It's about as slow as a Prius too...
The Toyota GT86... what a fucking piece of shit. Ugly, slow, driven by dumbasses, it's a "sports" car you wouldn't want to drive
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
Get the Toyota GT86mug. Driven by the nice Asshole you will ever meet he is kind loves to help people knows what he wants in life do not cross him he will help people when he can his goal in life is to help others in need his whole goal is to help other clean up there lives and Achieve financial freedom unlike others before his time he sees things in a different light and believes that just because someone try’s things that may not agree with others they may not push their ideologies without trying it themselves … he is a positive light where-ever he goes watch out though he will make your life a living hell if you piss him off this is hard to do … fair warning he can call on the powers of unknown forces…… kind, and fair he would help just about anyone but he has a real problem with authority he believes that no one should be controlled they should be free to make there own choices however crimes against humanity is where he draws a line. Live long and prosper education isn’t everything but it helps. One of the luckiest person alive. People are drawn to him Watch out though don’t take his kindness for a weakness you’ll awaken something you never want to see
That t.o.w guy that drives a 2022 Toyota Camry hybrid he’s a nice guy just don’t cross him you might regret it
by Dirty hooker tow August 6, 2022
Get the 2022 Toyota Camry hybridmug. An expression that refers to the fact that the production years of 1st gen Toyota Prius (2001-2003) coincide with PS1, whilst that of 2nd gen Toyota Prius (2003-2009) with that of PS2, and that of 3rd gen Toyota Prius (2009-2015) with that of PS3. Same with 4th gen Toyota Prius (2016-2022) whose production years coincide with PS4, whilst that of 5th gen Toyota Prius (2023~present) whose production years also coincide with PS5. Not to mention that the nameplate "Prius" starts with "P" and ends with "S", where both letters make the acronym for "PlayStation". Contrast this with Mitsubishi L300 pickup and Mercedes-Benz G-Class which both have been manufactured since 1979 until present in nearly unchanged form (with few to no facelifts), hence not coinciding with the pace of technological advancement of any gaming console.
Some people joke that the Toyota Prius is a gaming console because its generations match up perfectly with PlayStation generations from PS1 through PS5, showcasing how both have evolved with technology while other vehicles like the Mitsubishi L300 pickup or Mercedes-Benz G-Class stick to their unchanged classic roots.
by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025
Get the Toyota Prius is a gaming consolemug.