Townies r losers
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...
Townie: come on then u crusty beetch!
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
AHHH....HEAVEN...
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
AHHH....HEAVEN...
by ..::T.. January 8, 2005
Get the Towniesmug. Townies are ppl who rekon they're 'ard. They usualy are from the working class and live on councal estates. Townies have a different language from english, goodness knows what they mean. I doubt evan if they know what they're talking about. lol. Townies love to resort to vuiolence, yet are very scared of getting hurt(typical)They hate grungers, such as myself, and will started a fight on seeing one, or at least take the mick.
townie1: I love smokin'
townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical.
townie1: It su'pose 'oo be.
townie2: Why r u tal'in funny?
townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical.
townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger
*-grunger enters*
townie1: Haha grunger! Kirt Cobains dead
*grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color*
grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies!
townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical.
townie1: It su'pose 'oo be.
townie2: Why r u tal'in funny?
townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical.
townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger
*-grunger enters*
townie1: Haha grunger! Kirt Cobains dead
*grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color*
grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies!
by Martin-Converting as many to grunge November 18, 2004
Get the towniemug. Someone who cannot make up their own mind. Big townies are controlled by little townies (who usually have squeaky voices). Usually follow in a large herd, preying on innocent people (anyone who is not a townie). Use words that no one has heard of, or use simple words because they cannot read or write for themselves.
by Whitemansafro March 7, 2004
Get the towniemug. A purpose built bicycle for the around-town-commuter. A "sweet townie" would have lights, racks, bell, bags, lock, fenders, etc. Most townies are a mix of function and fun. Often having many purely stylish additions as well.
"Her townie has flames on the fenders and the leather saddle."
"My townie has a 'hoola-girl' on the handlebars."
"My townie has a 'hoola-girl' on the handlebars."
by Fish October 15, 2004
Get the towniemug. Townies are scum! No, seriously for one moment. A typical townie will be in their teens, ranging from Mini Townies in their child sized tracksuits, to adults who should god damn know better.
They tend to wear the brand name Ecko, which isn't spelt correctly because townies don't own a dictionary. This tracksuit comes in a range of colors including white, blue and grey. Or, if you don't want to splash out a quick trip to the market will help some poor stall owner offload a load of pink velour trousers he has had stored in the back of his van for two years. These must be emblazened with the word "Biatch" across the arse in sequins, which due to the shitty quality will all drop off within ten minutes.
the females of the species must have a Belly button barmade out of the finest plastic and purchased from Claires accessories, which will no doubt cause their stomach to turn septic. They must have their hair GLUED to their head, because god forbid a bit of hair might fall loose, ruining their greasy stuck down look. Of course though, they have to tie their hair back to hide the three inch dark roots that are protruding from their peroxide blonde hair.
The guys will have their hair cleverly spiked using so much gel that it's a great wonder they aren't bald, and will don a nice, big, diamonte earring, purchased for £3 from argos.
The male and female tend to stick together as love interests to avoid having a baby in the future that may turn out anywhere near individual. Unfortunatly for us, the furutr is very near, because it's the latest accessory to have a baby. The baby will no doubt have some monstrosity of a name such as Corgette, or to the like, because the parents want their child to have a name thats "different". They never considered however, that this child will be haunted by that choice all their life. Not to mention the fact the baby is going to have seven bells of shit kicked from them because all their clothes come from Oxfam as their teenage parents are frittering away their money on ciggarettes.
The final way though, to spot a townie, is the attitude. THE THINK THEY RULE. They look down on anyone with even an ounce of intelligence, and they think they can talk to anyone like shit. Well sorry Mr. Townie, that won't wash with me.
They tend to wear the brand name Ecko, which isn't spelt correctly because townies don't own a dictionary. This tracksuit comes in a range of colors including white, blue and grey. Or, if you don't want to splash out a quick trip to the market will help some poor stall owner offload a load of pink velour trousers he has had stored in the back of his van for two years. These must be emblazened with the word "Biatch" across the arse in sequins, which due to the shitty quality will all drop off within ten minutes.
the females of the species must have a Belly button barmade out of the finest plastic and purchased from Claires accessories, which will no doubt cause their stomach to turn septic. They must have their hair GLUED to their head, because god forbid a bit of hair might fall loose, ruining their greasy stuck down look. Of course though, they have to tie their hair back to hide the three inch dark roots that are protruding from their peroxide blonde hair.
The guys will have their hair cleverly spiked using so much gel that it's a great wonder they aren't bald, and will don a nice, big, diamonte earring, purchased for £3 from argos.
The male and female tend to stick together as love interests to avoid having a baby in the future that may turn out anywhere near individual. Unfortunatly for us, the furutr is very near, because it's the latest accessory to have a baby. The baby will no doubt have some monstrosity of a name such as Corgette, or to the like, because the parents want their child to have a name thats "different". They never considered however, that this child will be haunted by that choice all their life. Not to mention the fact the baby is going to have seven bells of shit kicked from them because all their clothes come from Oxfam as their teenage parents are frittering away their money on ciggarettes.
The final way though, to spot a townie, is the attitude. THE THINK THEY RULE. They look down on anyone with even an ounce of intelligence, and they think they can talk to anyone like shit. Well sorry Mr. Townie, that won't wash with me.
Townie: Whatcha Lukin at ya minga
Normal Human: Sorry?
T: SHUT UP B4 I GET MA CREW ONTA YA
N: I beg your pardon
T: FUCK YO MAMA
Normal Human: Sorry?
T: SHUT UP B4 I GET MA CREW ONTA YA
N: I beg your pardon
T: FUCK YO MAMA
by Lil Emmie July 28, 2005
Get the towniemug. Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!
Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies
Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies
townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)
by natalie September 12, 2004
Get the towniemug. nylon coated, logo covered, strippy legged bastards!! that hang around being arragant little bastards!!
by someone u dont want to know March 24, 2004
Get the townymug.