torpedo tongue

When you spread your girls(or boys) ass cheeks and plunge your tongue in her ass like a torpedo.

I asked my girl what she got me for my birthday, and she gave me a torpedo tongue.

by lumpy1972 October 19, 2010

chineese torpedo

Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)

Babe think fastt... (swipe) BANG!. lol u were like a chineese torpedo

by qreymackq December 25, 2009

torked

to be angry with something.
originally from a Minnesotian girl who lives in Rhode Island now. She started using the term, and it's caught on in Rhode Island due to its foreign nature.

L: "we're both pretty mellow- we'd just have to be totally torked off."

by steve carroll January 25, 2005

bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

by blackout September 5, 2004

Torpedo

The Fatest J you've ever seen.

That Torpedo fucked us up.

by DJ FOURWAY June 12, 2006

Joe Torre

The greatest manager to have ever managed any baseball franchise in the History of the game. Its a shame that the Yankee Admin made him a crappy offer he had to refuse.

Steinbrenner, " how do I get to the playoffs for the next 12 years?"

New Yorkers , " Very simple, you idiot, KEEP JOE TORRE!"

by dezign maverik November 6, 2007