tompson

He will be the guy that you will want as a friend. He's extremely hot but can be geeky. But if you get out of the friend zone you can find hat he is excited and extremely good in bed.

Hey I think I just found the new Tompson here.

Hey, I think I'm out with a Tompson.

by Friend zones January 14, 2017

Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 3, 2004

Tops and fingers

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

TOPO

Torrance Police Department

Oh Shit!
we got some topo following us!

by Hung Wang January 28, 2008

Topnobber

Someone who used to be a chav listening to garage at school but has now decided to wear Topman/Topshop clothes and listen to chart inde

do you remember tyson?
Yeah the cunt from school
Hes now a Topnobber in skinny jeans

by Stevie_in _London March 23, 2009

Topsey Turvey

This is a sex position where the woman puts her les behind her head and the man fucks her either up the ass of where ever.

Man 1: "I had her in a Topsey Turvey last night."
Man 2: "Sweet!"

by MCKitten September 9, 2007

topstocks

Chat room for cross dressers, doomsday cultists and submissives who believe the $US will be replaced by the yuan and the rupee and that Chindia will somehow magically develop their own technologies.

I think I will crawl Topstocks looking for a sub to whip.

by hayfarkers November 8, 2009