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jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.
Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.
by anonymous February 10, 2023
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Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"
Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!
by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023
mugGet the Toot cakemug.

Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.
He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots
by Candystiis May 31, 2022
mugGet the Uku Tootsmug.

Tuna Toot

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"
by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023
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toot out

When a person excretes excessive flatulence by means of eliminating, one or many, individuals from their general vacinty.
'Oh bro, you could have just asked me to leave, you didn't have to give me a toot out.
by Nogimp May 15, 2019
mugGet the toot outmug.

cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you
"You gotta cut the toot man!"
by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017
mugGet the cut the tootmug.

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
mugGet the toot the turdmug.

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