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Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.
I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.
by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022
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Tuna Toot

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"
by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023
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Juicy toot

When you try to pass gas and diahrea comes out instead
Damn I just juicy tooted. I gotta hit the head
by Tacos_y_burritos October 2, 2016
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snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.
You there! Snootle toot!
by five finger fingering June 6, 2016
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Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.
Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.
by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020
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toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.
George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell
by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022
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