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Tokyo Sandblaster

by AJs2 November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A Japanese prostitute acquires a mouthful of sand and performs fellatio on her client. First coined on the second episode of Conan.
I visited Japan and I could sand wood with my dick after all the Tokyo sandblasters I received.
by squackmire November 11, 2010
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Birds of Tokyo

A decent Perth-based, Australian band that holds onto their fans by releasing a poppy song on every album and managing to convince people that they're still "indie", while in reality, they're as mainstream as kesha with about as much genuine musical talent as a speak-and-spell.
BOT fan who thinks s/he's hipster: hey, you heard this new band? they're pretty good but you've probably never heard of them
*offers earplug*
sane person: That's Birds of Tokyo and this shits been flooding the radio for ages
BOT fan: no, these guys are way to indie to be on the radio
sane person: dude, STFU, there's nothing wrong with listening to the mainstream but don't act like a hipster just because you think it makes you cool, just stop acting like a prick and go back to listening to the TOP 40.
by Mal1c10us October 18, 2011
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Tokyo Revengers

it's gay
by esports_JIM September 6, 2021
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A very interesting sexual position first mentioned on Conan O'Brien on 11/09/2010. It involves ingestion of large amounts of sand and laxatives, preferably while in Tokyo, and subsequently sandblasting another's face with your sandy goodness.
Wow, did you see Jenny's face?
Yeah, it used to be so wrinkled but Yoshi gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster and now it's nice and fresh!
by Willy Mammoth November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Ghoul

Some guy: Did you watch Tokyo Ghoul?
Me: YOU STUPID?
by SkyDose April 26, 2020
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Dialing Tokyo

When a woman fingers herself
Bill: Where the new receptionist?
Bob: She's in the bathroom dialing Tokyo
by CokonutRaw October 13, 2020
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