Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"
Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"
Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
by sk8ingdom February 16, 2009
by J. Stew Austin February 10, 2010
When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.
CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
by chadfieldingstoneworth July 07, 2013
The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.
Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010
A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten
Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
by convojake February 04, 2011
A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.
"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."
by Joshua Boyd September 22, 2007
To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
by Jena :D March 28, 2007