Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks

Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.

by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024

Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.

“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
“The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.

It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.

by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022

Putin

For dicks that don't know when to pull out

Man Richard is a putin

by Becausewhynot.. March 4, 2022

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 4, 2022

Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex and Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022