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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the greatest president in the world. We shall all support Russia. Glory to Russia! Slava Russia!
by Vladimir Zelensky February 7, 2023
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To say something and in reality to blackmail and enforce trivial actions against someone or a certain situation
Today I found out my co-worker has been badmouthing me to all my colleagues since i am in a new project. Should i spare him or talk to my manager?
You can try to go full Putin on him and see his reaction

Do i need to talk to asshole friends anymore?
No, you can just go full Putin for some fun
by Fidel_Castro2005 February 8, 2023
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Putin

An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.
Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you
by Elinuka April 16, 2023
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LAL PUTIN

"jack's lal putin for me bitch"
by HHH&MMM December 9, 2023
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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 6, 2022
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Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.
Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…
by GreatD December 19, 2022
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