Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

by 1luckypenny September 8, 2017

Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.

She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.

by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023

War thunder

A site the Russian government uses to gather classified military documents.

“We’ve gathered everything there is to know about the vehicles being sent to Ukraine comrade *russian accent*”

“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*

“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”

by I_consume_littlechildren May 1, 2023

thunder sponge

Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.

Michael Scott is the ultimate thunder sponge in the office; he always has to be front and center.

by Hardcore Poser May 4, 2009

Salad Thunder

An ass team in Polk County, FL

A shit team in football.

John- "did you see the football game at Lake Region last night"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"

by saladcock September 6, 2019

In the thunder and rain

Your in the thunder and rain while starring into my eyes

“In the thunder and rain
You stare into my eyes” In the Thunder and rain come from a song by Janet Jackson “Any Time, Any Place” you might see it on TikTok

by DailDylan August 22, 2021

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013