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Trucker Mother Fucker

A truck driver who drives aggressively or stupidly on the road, putting other motorists at major risk. This risk is due to the trucks' extreme size.

The phrase can be used as a substitute for "asshole" when referring to a truck driver who is driving dangerously.
Holy shit, this trucker mother fucker ran a red light and almost hit me
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Ice Road Trucker

The act of eating peanuts, then defecating the next day and refreezing your extracted log.
Once frozen...Shove up your enemy's anus until they bleed out!
After a weekend of watching Tony trying to get with my cat, I decided the only way to get him back was with a good old fashioned Ice Road Trucker!
by jermarley April 28, 2010
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Truckers Tan

When the fist and forearm is inserted into a bum and the arm is then a darker colour due to poo particles.
Hey dude, why is one arm darker than the other"....."because i did the truckers tanarm on my girlfriend last night"
by milero91 July 6, 2011
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trucker eatin'

New hot word used to replace almost any fowl or harsh word.
(can be used as)
Trucker eat
Trucker eation
or Trucker ate
That Trucker eatin' moron just trucker ate my sandwich and kicked my trucker eatin' butt out the club.
by cool dude May 22, 2004
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sexy ass mother trucker

a description for someone who is just so damn fine that you can't leave it a just "sexy". you gots ta add the "ass mother trucker",because it really does make that much of a difference. :D
Damnnn that boy is one sexy ass mother trucker.
by ReeShiie September 29, 2006
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one quirky mother trucker

a girl who thinks they are really qUiRkY and different even though actually they are really not and they be basic with their vans bags and glasses. usually called poppy or daisy.
oh my god did you see poppy today? she is one quirky mother trucker ha!”
by ieatshrimps December 10, 2020
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The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012
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